December 2011
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I’ve just realized tomorrow’s the last day of 2011. When did that happen?
I’ve graduated high school this year. I’ve been to 8 different countries this year. I’ve spent 1/4 of this year actually living in another country.
But in the end of the day, I still can’t read the daily horoscope, seeing as it is sectioned into “love”, “money”...
littleliionman:
Went to the mall yesterday, Sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to get my friends all sorts of crap.
He said all I needed to do was write them a song.
They haven’t heard it so don’t try to sing along, so don’t sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a Happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaay.
And Rachel...
You killed my son and now you are giving me a tree?
– An Iraqi farmer to Peter Van Buren of the US State Department after his team tried to give away fruit tree seedlings to replant ruined orchards. (via ambitioussurvival)
Person: you're ugly
Me: okay
Person: you're stupid
Me: okay
Person: you're fat
Me: okay
Person: your football team sucks
Me: bitch do you want to die
mojadjevojka:
Ako nemaš ono što voliš, voli ono što imaš.
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I constantly have these deep thoughts in my head.
Like, why are we all here, and among items listed as forbidden to hold in carry-on luggage, is there an ice hockey puck?
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Don’t you hate it when someone is telling you something deep and you don’t know how to respond so you don’t look like an idiot that doesn’t give a shit, but then there really is nothing to say?
Nije podrugljiv, ali to nije zato što ne bi bio dosjetljiv, nego kao da nema...
– Zločin i kazna, Dostojevski (via dadiilrrtok)
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Now I am more happy and I wish I was more happy If I was a little smarter If I worked a little harder But emotions in the brain They’ll always be the same It’s just chemicals and blob And what you’ve got is what you’ve got And you just apply it to whatever’s passing by it
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Over the years I’ve become friends with Kenny Dalglish - he came to one of the...
– Paul McCartney (via shadow-sea)
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